"You are so selfish!"

That was a quote some girl I have been chatting with for quite some months now said to me tonight. She told me she got a new car today and I said I would probably have gotten one on Saturday but because of the hurricane, fuck it now.... along with everything else. Aparently I didn't ask her questions about her new car because I am so selfish.
Yep, the cat it out of the bag; I am trying to get a new car. It's the car I have always wanted but now because of hurricane 15, I highly doubt it will happen. It's just another thing which is just too good to be true in my shit life right now. I don't know, I guess I was just asking for too much. But with all of the unselfish things I have been doing this year and the year before that, I think I deserve something.
I guess you want some examples. Well, OK.....

Let's start back in the day when I lent a girl one of the biggest paychecks I have gotten at Shits R' Us to help her with her so-called "problem." It's been almost two years and she hasn't payed me back since, nor have I seen her again because she moved away and came back to Fl. I'm still waiting for it, biatch! Show me da god damn money! Oh, and I was driving her (and her boyfriend) places too, just like the one below!

All those times I picked up this guy who worked at Shit's who had no money to pay to get his car back from the impound and afford new tags. The dude lived on Gatlin. It's like 15mins from my house. Quite a few of the times I didn't even have to work that day but I drove him anyways because I am such an unselfish dude. Then he got fired from working at Shit's and I haven't heard from him since yet; from what I have learned from my former roomate, he now works at the mall. He said he will pay me back by taking me out to dinner sometime and give me money back for gas and all. I'm still fucking waiting, mother fucker! Where da fuck is it? Show me da money!

Or how about those time when I help those people with their PC's and give them a massive discount because they have money issues such as myself? Yea, I thought so. That doesn't sound so selfish to me, does it? Maybe I wouldn't be a poor fuck because of that?

When I'm driving, I usually tell people to pass me or to go ahead of me when there are a shit load of cars behind me. I know if I do this too, I will be getting to my destination later because they always drive so slow when they go ahead of me but, hey, this is Florida...

Fucking
Losers
ORidinary
Idiots &
Dumb
Asses

But you know what? Most of the people from here come from New York anyways, so yea!

Oh, and how about the time this week when I helped an old friend with his f'ed up PC and only charged him $50 when I could have EASILY charged him over $100? Too selfish? Maybe I should have not charged him at all?

Or those times when I help people out on the weekends and not charge them a higher price for it? Weekends are the only days I get to actaully just sit back and relax. I usually get people calling me every day at around 9AM! Man, you know I don't wake up that early. So, the weekends I like to sleep in but sometime I can't do that either.

I guess I am being selfish. I guess I am not doing enough things to help people. Maybe I should volunteer at a chirch or at those shelters since another hurricane is comming soon.

Ah well, I guess I will be going to hell for not being a nice enough dude and not getting stepped on enough like I was back when I was in public school.

Shame on me!

Welp, later... unless the next hurricane kills me this time,

Justin