You want a god damn update? YOU GOT IT!

Well, it's been a god damn while, hasn't it? Tough shit!
Want to know what was going on with my shit-filled life? OK!
Just to sum it up:
Big-ass Frances came two weeks ago and fucked shit up around here. Electricty went out for five days; some houses much longer than that (like my grandfathers). Try having no air during the summer in Fuckida for a week. Let me just say this: It sucks ass! Big Time! And if you think the nice, ice-cold (no electricity, remember? So, NO hot water!) shower would help cool you off... you are dead wrong! You freeze your ass off in the shower and after you get out, you sweat again 15mins later! Was the shower worth it? Hell no! You might as well just sit there and cool off in your hot sweat for the whole day... make that 5 days. And I won't even mention food because....... there was none. How can you cook shit with an ELECTRIC stove? You can't dipstick so don't bother thinking of an answer to that question! And going out is out of the question too because we were not aloud to leave the house until the shit was over. And I won't even mention that fucked up 8PM curfew!
So, the week before the shitcane, I had no work, during it, no work (duh!), the week after it, I was sick for a week and couldn't do shit! This week? I had work but that was barely enough to pay my bills so I had to ask my white momma again! So, here I am, when I was just starting to stablize...... a poor unfortunate again!

What am I going to do this weeken? Welp, I was on my way to get something I wanted in a LONG time and maybe FINALLY be happy with my shit-life for a while but apparently another hurricane wants to fuck up my life some MORE! SO THAT IS OUT OF THE GOD DAMN QUESTION NOW! Yep, shitcane Jeanie or Jean, whatever the bitches name is will be rolling its fat-fuck ass on in this weekend! Maybe the fat ass will miss, but I doubt it!

What is that? Hurricane 15? Could be!

Looks like my weekend will be fucked, along with the rest of the week AGAIN!

Maybe this is my sign to get the fuck out this shit state and move back to where I came from! Good ol' NY! Clark Kent had a sign. Why can't I have one?

That's your damn update for now! If you don't like it, tough shit!

Later or maybe never if I don't last this one,

Pissed to da limit again,

Justin